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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
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ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross
roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good
enough for us
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.
SADDAM HUSSAIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite
justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more
chickens have to cross before you believe it?
FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossing
the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
I have just released chicken 99, which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance
your checkbook and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of
chicken.
EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move
beneath the chicken?
BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by
chicken? Could you define chicken please?
GEORGE W. BUSH
I don't think I should have to answer that question
LOUIS FARRAKHAN
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken
crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him
down.
THE BIBLE
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the
chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road" And the chicken crossed
the road,
and there was much rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS
I missed one?
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