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「英語のおもしろい話５」 投稿者：
Mizu 投稿日：2013/10/21(Mon) 16:14 No.2766 |  |
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『おもしろい話』に「英語のおもしろい話５」を追加更新しました。
カナダのTikoさんからメールで送っていただいたものです。
この掲示板はスパム対策で全文英語の書き込みを拒否しているので
（最近はロシアやウクライナからのロシア語のスパムが多くて困る）、
書き込めないからと「逸品joke」の題名で送っていただきました。
Tikoさんには他の話題の書き込みも日本語でお願いしています。
英文でも何割かを日本語で書けばOKになるはずなので試してみます。
ふふ、そこのあなたもこの犬を借りに行こうと思いました？ おぉ、こわ。
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Italian Funeral/
*A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he
noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50
feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary
Italian man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back,
were about 200 men walking single file.*
*The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the
Italian man walking the dog and said:
"I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you,
but I've never seen an Italian funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
"My wife's."
''What happened to her?"*
*"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"
The Italian man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my
wife when the dog turned on her."
A very poignant and touching moment of Jewish and Italian brotherhood
and silence passed between the two men..
The Jewish man then asked "Can I borrow the dog?"
The Italian man replied, "Join in the queue."*
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